I imagine that many of you reading (both of you reading?) may not always have time to read longwinded and rambly anecdotes. So I have devised several statistics that you can get the gist of the trip at a glance. So when you see these abbreviations later on in the blog, you will know what they mean.

MT: Miles traveled. (Or Montana. Context clues, people.)
TMT: Total miles traveled. (Or dymomite!)
BS: Bigfoots sighted. Not bullshit!
BC: Bigfoots captured. (Before or after the death of Christ.)
TAAAC: Times AAA Has Been Called
LBJ: Pounds (lbs.) of Beef Jerky Consumed
$$$: Dollars earned (or lost) riverboat gambling (Absolute value.).