Hey guys,

Not much writing happening today. I spent the morning baking a pie, you know, like men do. Here is a tiny piece of serious advice for dudes. Learn how to bake one thing really well. Girls never see it coming. Girls also never see it coming when you kidnap their dogs and hold them for ransom. But don’t do that. It kills the mood. Unless you want the mood to be the same as the movie Taken. In that case, kidnap away.

Also, in other news, I moved on to the semifinals of the Boston Comedy Festival. Hooray, me! The show is on Friday at 10pm. There are lots of other show dates listed on my dates page. They are in places such as Boston, New York, and Indiana. Fun times! Huzzah, team!

Thanks for reading!
Josh